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Friday, December 17, 2010

my birthday

my birthday is December 20th, and mirror and I decided to exchange gifts, only, I will open hers, and she will open mine.  my mirror's name is cherie.  shhhhhh...

Packaged Nicely

It doesn't matter what anyone else says, "Appearance does matter."  A good example of this was experienced when my mother went shopping in her sweats at Raley's Supermarket.  The butcher was not as attentive or helpful as he was when she decided to dress up next time.  People care more for you if you care about yourself and care enough to look nice.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

I love Bob

I love Bob. Tonight I was thinking about it, so I googled "I love Bob." It feels like I married a clone. Too many Bobs...enough to start an "I love Bob" club. Bob proposed to me when he had barely any money, so he tied a hand-cut strap of soft leather around my left wrist. (I long for more of those special moments.) Then he made a few promising vows to me and I said, "I do." He said we were "now married," but it was more of an engagement. We were married three months later, and now it has been two years. I love Bob. -Danger Dan

Thursday, October 14, 2010

See the Beautiful

To inspire myself toward thoughts of grandeur in God's creation, I decided to take out my pen every time I see something beautiful.  Then I draw it.  This always changes my mood for the better.











Model in Your Snuggie!

Beauty Tip

     Are you in need of a tan, but don't have the time to sit in the sun before your date comes, or you don't have the money for a few tanning sessions?  Grab your shaver, bronzer and lotion.  First shave and lotion your legs.  Now that your legs are shaved and moisturized, you can add a little color to those ivory beauties!  Just dip your poofy bronzing brush into your POWDER bronzer, make a thick zig zag pattern on your legs, squirt lotion into your hand and rub it over the bronzer until both are mixed.  Rub the creamy, brown lotion into your legs until it soaks in.  Don't try any creamy foundations to cover up veiny legs.  It may come off on your clothes or furniture.
     Now your legs are shimmery and tan!  Enjoy your night out with no worries!